No moving parts, no batteries,
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem!
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friends . . . the hug!
And, of course, fully returnable!
By: Henry Matthew Ward
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NOTE: This poem has been signed "anonymous" for several years. We were thrilled to hear from the author himself, Matt Ward, who granted us permission to keep it on wowzone.com.
May 14, 2002
